Reginae Carter was a single child (to our knowledge) for a good chunk of her young life. What made lil Wayne decide that it was time to fuck every girl in the world and make her big sister to not one, not two, but three children from 3 different whores non-choosy ladies?

Speaking about kids, I saw the trailer to Diddy’s new movie with Russel Brandt or whatever his name is. Diddy says in the movie “do you know how expensive it is to keep 6 black kids in Air Jordans” or some mess like that. 6 kids? … Quincy, Justin, Christian, Jessie James, D’lila Star, … and he is now claiming CHANCE? When the hell did that happen, and what rock was I under?

All my friends are loving being over 21 and getting fish bowl drinks to share when at the club/bar .. dont expect to share a damn fish bowl with me though. I dont know what the hell you got and who gives a DAMN if you drink out of your own straw. Bound to share some germs somehow.

My son’s grandmother has some real big ass balls to just take my child and cut his hair without the permission of his father or I. Now my son has a peanut head like Pharell. Thank god its just hair and grows back. My son looks so weird right now and I still have to claim him.

Nicki Minaj’s ass huge, yet a few years ago it was the size of mine. This shows me that through silicone there is still hope.

Forever 21, XXI, or whatever the hell they want to be called, need to be slapped silly.  Plus sized section my ass. First off they had the “big girls” in the back of the store at the slave entrance. Then on top of that it was so messy I couldn’t even find a thing. To tell you the truth, when did a size 12 become a plus size? I’m average at best and still have to shop at the big girl stores. I guess I need to be a stick to be “normal”.

Juaquin Malphurs sexy ass could get it in the middle of a crouded street from me. Wacka Flaka Flame would have to beg for me to sneek his retarded ass behind the staircase. I wish he was a consious rapper like q-tip. I would have been had 4 of his kids already.